current events!

In the past few weeks, many events have happened in the eventful life of blog-mistress PK, which is why she was unable to update the world on the recent news!

First off, we'll start with her campaign declaring a boring summer. Recent reports say that she has been going around the world, interviewing other on how their summer has been, only to find that 67% of the population questioned is not, in fact enjoying their summer vacation. This brings up the question: What should children and teenagers be ding in the summer, relieving them of the boredom that summer is bringing and the stress that school may have left behind?

Next we have an urgent news report: July 2007 officially belongs to Harry Potter fans. Starting from today at midnight, movie theaters will be flooded with people of all sizes and shapes with only one intention: to watch the much-awaited Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie. This single, two and a half hour movie keeps the ravenous fans occupied as their hearts beat fast, waiting only for two weeks more, when the well-anticipated, seventh and last installment of the Harry Potter series is released. On July 21st, step into book stores with caution - you may find yourself bumping into a long line of voracious fans, waiting to pay for the LAST BOOK, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The month of July is dangerous for anti-Potter lunatics. Stay hidden inside your homes.

Last but never the least, we have an accident report. Our very own blog-mistress, PK, had gone horse-riding this past Sunday, only to find herself riding an altogether energetic yet old horse, who went from trot, to canter, to a gallop. The result was an extremely shocked horse and an injured PK, who had fallen off after holding onto her saddle for dear life. She says that she feels much sorrier for the horse, and she herself is quite all right, although from time to time, there is a sharp pain in her right hip area.

This is all the news for today. Hopefully, our broadcasting network will be able to provide you with better update times, rather than three weeks at a stretch. Stay tuned next time for an interesting review of the fifth Harry Potter movie by our very own PK. Enjoy our new theme music, and see you next time.